Chapter 1: The Art Exploration Night

I rushed through the preschool parking area, brimming with excitement for my two-year-old son’s Art Exploration Night. As I observed various parents escorting their children, I dismissed it as a part of the "Bringer Parenting" phenomenon—where parents feel compelled to take their kids everywhere, despite the school’s clear requests for a child-free evening. I thought to myself, "I don’t need to adhere to those rules; I’m better than that."

Upon entering the courtyard, I was welcomed by a table laden with plastic cups of Trader Joe's white wine, which signaled that this event was going to be quite enjoyable. However, my initial confidence quickly crumbled as I took in the scene before me: toddlers were everywhere, bubbling with excitement and practically dragging their parents to their classrooms, eager to showcase their artistic creations made from Amazon boxes and cutouts from various magazines.

Suddenly, it dawned on me—I had completely overlooked the fact that I was expected to bring my child. My heart raced as the realization hit, reminiscent of the panic I felt when I forgot to remind my 11-year-old daughter about her school's Crazy Hat Day.

I couldn't recall any mention of "kids" or "children" in the invitation or the two reminder emails, which were blandly titled "Message About School." Had they said anything about kids, I would have skipped the event without a second thought. The mere thought of dressing my son Caleb for a second outing in one day was overwhelming.

But how did all these parents know to bring their little ones? Was there a secret WhatsApp group I wasn’t part of? Were they simply better parents than I was? Those were all valid questions, but I had a more pressing dilemma: What was I supposed to do now?

A responsible parent would have dashed home to collect their child and returned. It was a feasible plan—a 25-minute round trip, with perhaps an extra ten minutes for Caleb to protest about wearing socks. I could have made it back by 5:45 PM, just in time to enjoy the art until 6:30.

But, dear reader, I knew deep down that I was not that responsible parent. My thoughts quickly shifted to how late I would be for my 7 PM tennis drill if I opted for the "Great Parent" route, and that option was quickly scrapped.

Next, I considered the "Abandon Ship" option. I was relatively sure no one had noticed my solo entrance. Maybe I could just slip away? Yet, having already missed so many school events, I decided against leaving.

Another option emerged: I could stroll into my child's classroom without him and demonstrate how involved I was as a parent. This plan appealed to me, so I proceeded.

As I stepped into the classroom, one of Caleb's teachers exclaimed to another child, "Oh, look, there's Caleb!" For a fleeting moment, I thought Caleb had magically appeared by my side. But alas, it was merely an assumption made by the teacher upon seeing me.

I politely corrected her. "Caleb couldn't make it," I explained. "I have a meeting right after this." Technically, that was true. The teacher nodded, likely believing I had a more significant commitment than tennis. I could sense her admiration for my dedication.

Unlike the other parents, I had shown up even without my child. How impressive was that?

I embarked on my own artistic journey, taking in the splattered canvases that, if one squinted just right, could resemble the work of Jackson Pollock. I admired tissue paper shapes that, under the right influence, could be generously labeled "abstract."

However, I struggled to find any artwork belonging to my son. Though I spotted a few pictures of him with classmates scattered around, his portfolio was nowhere to be found. Perhaps it was reserved for a special exhibit in a local gallery partnered with the school? That seemed likely.

The important thing was that all three of his teachers noticed me spending several minutes admiring the children's artwork. As I left the classroom, I projected an "I'll be right back" vibe, convinced I would return after sampling a few glasses of wine in the courtyard. But the reality of needing to stay sober for tennis set in, and I ultimately gave up. A voice in my head chastised me, "You're such an idiot."

Defeated, I made my way to my car and drove off.

On my way to tennis, I called my older sister, who is always a source of comfort. I recounted my blunder, only to be met with a long pause on the line. I wondered if she had fallen asleep or was being abducted by a neighbor sporting a wild mustache. Eventually, I heard her stuttering through laughter.

"You... you didn’t bring Caleb?" she managed to say between fits of giggles.

"Are you seriously laughing?"

"Brad, it's pretty hilarious," she replied. "You went to art night without him?"

"It's not funny," I protested. "I feel terrible."

In true immature fashion, I redirected my frustration toward the school. "The emails said 'parents and families!'" I exclaimed. "Not 'parents and kids!' I thought 'families' included an aunt!"

Another prolonged silence followed.

"Didn’t you think they wanted you to explore Caleb's art with him?"

At that, I couldn't help but laugh too.

The night ended up being surprisingly enjoyable. I savored some solitude, listening to an '80s playlist on Spotify. Did you know Wang Chung has more hits than just "Everybody Wang Chung tonight?" Fascinating!

After my nostalgic musical journey, I spent an hour on the tennis court trading volleys with other parents who had also left their kids at home. Far from being a disaster, the night transformed into a delightful experience—a true masterpiece in its own right.

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Chapter 2: When Art and Parenting Collide

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