Chapter 1: Unveiling Vulva Shapes

In 1996, Dr. Paula Pendergrass embarked on a groundbreaking study to assess the average shape of the vagina. To achieve this, she utilized dental silicone to create intricate molds of various folds and features. However, due to funding challenges, Pendergrass resorted to using cadavers and even her own anatomy. This endeavor led to her being labeled as a “dirty old woman,” reflecting the stigma surrounding her research.

Pendergrass's aim was far from sensationalism; she sought to understand how the anatomy of the vulva and vagina could influence childbirth and sexual enjoyment. Her findings categorized five prevalent genital shapes: conical, parallel-sided, heart-shaped, pumpkin seed, and slug.

Slug? One might wonder which kind. If your anatomy resembles a fantastical sea slug, that’s quite impressive. But if it’s more like a slimy mollusk, perhaps we can aim for something more elegant. The truth is, a woman’s genitals are not sluggish; they are exquisite blooms that change with the seasons.

The research took an intriguing turn when over 2,000 men were surveyed regarding their preferred vulva shape.

Surprisingly, only 63% of the participants could accurately identify the labia majora (outer lips), while 63.3% recognized the labia minora (inner lips). Those who struggled with this anatomy quiz were not excluded from the study, which raises questions about the validity of their opinions. It’s concerning that some men might need to consult Google to identify basic anatomy.

The researchers then presented the men with images of labium in small, medium, and large sizes. Young men aged 18-24 were disproportionately likely to find only a small labia minora appealing, likely influenced by the unrealistic depictions they encounter in pornography. Overall, 46% of respondents deemed a large labia “unattractive.”

Nevertheless, there's hope for those who embrace larger features. A more comprehensive and recent study indicated a significant preference for larger outer labia.

So what’s the consensus? Large or small labia? Keep that thought in mind…

A notable 54% of men expressed no preference regarding labium size, and only 21.5% claimed that the size of a woman’s labia influenced their sexual pleasure. (I would advise caution with those particular gentlemen.)

While the primary focus of this study was on labia size rather than shape, it’s time to expand on Pendergrass’s research. By combining my skills in medical illustration and a passion for botany, I’ve identified six common vulva shapes. (Note: Some women may fit into more than one category.)

Feel free to create art or decor celebrating your unique anatomy. It’s time to honor the remarkable diversity of vulvas.

Chapter 1.1: The Tulip

The tulip vulva resembles a subtle strip tease, where the inner lips peek out just beyond the outer lips, forming a slender slit. Contrary to popular belief, this shape is not abnormal; in fact, 56% of women exhibit this characteristic.

Chapter 1.2: The Orchid

The orchid exemplifies beauty through its asymmetry, with its petals fanning out in various sizes and hues. Women often fret over the unevenness of their vaginal lips; however, it's perfectly normal for one lip to extend further than the other. Just like breasts, labia are not identical twins—they're more like sisters.

Chapter 1.3: The Anemone

The anemone shape features labia majora that curve in a horseshoe formation, creating an opening at the top while closing at the bottom. This shape can be likened to a winking eye—partly open and partly closed, showcasing its unique beauty.

Chapter 1.4: The Dahlia

Dahlia petals demand attention with their fullness, often obscuring the center. This shape, sometimes referred to as the “puffy” vagina, has been linked to body mass index (BMI) in studies, but it's essential to note that one can be slender and still possess this shape.

Chapter 1.5: The Hibiscus

When a woman's inner lips extend significantly beyond the outer lips, it's often described as resembling "curtains." However, I prefer a more flattering analogy: this vulva shape features a prominent stigma.

Chapter 1.6: The Baby’s Breath

This shape is characterized by tight outer lips that cover small inner lips, commonly represented in pornography. Interestingly, when aroused, the labia minora can swell significantly, altering its appearance.

In 2019, there was a notable 24.1% increase in labiaplasty procedures, primarily for cosmetic reasons. However, a 2020 study determined no anatomical relationship between labia size and the ability to achieve orgasm.

Although men’s opinions may not hold weight in an ideal world, it's unfortunate that many women feel pressured to conform to societal beauty standards. Too often, women harshly judge their bodies, believing that men favor only one anatomical shape.

Contrary to that belief, the right men appreciate all variations.

So whether your vulva resembles a delicate baby's breath or a striking hibiscus, it is beautiful in its own right. Let’s celebrate this diversity!

The first video, "The Perfect Vagina - The FULL Documentary," delves into the complexities of female anatomy and societal perceptions surrounding it.

The second video, "Cosi Fabian and The Wondrous Vulva," explores the beauty and diversity of vulvas, challenging traditional views on female anatomy.